It’s that time of year again. Mailboxes wait in anticipation, expecting to be full of holiday hopes and warm wishes soon. Instead of staring into your computer screen grasping for interesting things to say, why not let a bestselling author create a dynamic, concise family newsletter that your friends and family will love? 

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